"How did I get cake on my shoulder? I haven’t even had any cake."

(Source: zaynner)

posted 2 months ago with 8,320 notes
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(Source: styzles)

posted 2 months ago with 4,156 notes
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zayn + sweaters/jumpers

posted 2 months ago with 4,324 notes
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(Source: malilk)

posted 2 months ago with 26,185 notes
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1dlwwyoung:

let me know when this stops being funny

(Source: nialljames91393)

posted 2 months ago with 168,143 notes
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"I was bullied by a few people who were much older than me. So I went to camp to learn how to box. I was 12, and my coach was 24. It gave me confidence to know that if I could fight him, I could stand up to anyone."

(Source: stahpthepayne)

posted 2 months ago with 8,633 notes
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baaanny-moosefandom:

frenums:

things that will always sound sarcastic

  • good for you
  • thanks a lot
  • yeah right
  • nice to know
  • wow
  • way to go
  • totally
  • ok buddy

sure you are
of course
okay then

posted 2 months ago with 482,748 notes
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theperksofidgaf:

if I had the same body as miley cyrus I’d never wear clothes either

posted 2 months ago with 125,855 notes
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(Source: mr-styles)

posted 2 months ago with 9,442 notes
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zemmer:

more benefits to being a cat

  • loved at any weight
  • its not weird if you’re awake in the middle of the night
  • people believe you when you say the gender of a cat no matter what it looks like
  • no one judges you for not showering or leaving the house
  • you can just leave in the middle of an interaction
  • no deadlines or bills
  • not expected to wear clothing
  • not cold if naked
  • if you do wear clothing you will be considered 500% cute no matter what
  • cute whiskers
  • tail
  • super flexible
posted 2 months ago with 90,167 notes
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